No Dignity - Unisex Hoodie

Apparently, I have no dignity. So naturally… I made a hoodie.

This one’s for the people in the back with nothing better to do than judge how I make my money. The comments? “No self-respect.” “No shame.” “No dignity.”

Cool. Let me whip a hoodie up for you real quick.

The No Dignity hoodie is my playful little clapback to the internet’s moral police. Spoiler alert: dignity isn’t defined by your job—especially not by strangers on the internet. I made this for everyone who’s ever been shamed for owning their body, their choices, or their bank account.

And because having “no dignity” apparently means having a big heart too, a percentage of the profits are going to charity, because I’m out here helping people while shit online. Iconic, really.

• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan

Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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